So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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