Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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