It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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