um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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