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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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