Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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