he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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