i think i have herpe
just one?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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