it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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