David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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