She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm at about main and main street
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
