you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
