can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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