The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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