i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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