What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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