Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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