omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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