Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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