Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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