After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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