My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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