The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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