She's JV to your varsity
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have aggressive nipples.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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