Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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