I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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