I accidentally burped into my bong.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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