Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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