I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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