She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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