The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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