so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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