***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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