He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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