he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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