There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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