Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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