I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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