So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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