yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You can't motorboat a personality
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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