I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
