we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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