I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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