I need help removing her.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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