How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My liver just had a heart attack.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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