What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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