I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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