Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
