Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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