A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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